Who is my mommy?

Kins: You are my favorite mom.

Mom: What other mom do you have?

Kins: Hmmmm.....Grandma Bingham?

Mom: She isn't your mom. She is your grandma. I am your only mom.

Kins: Why is that?

Mom: Because she is daddy's mommy which makes her your grandma.

Kins: Who decided that?

Mom: Heavenly Father.

Kins: Why did he do that?

Mom: I don't know, ask him.

Kins: I can't do that! He doesn't talk to me!

Mom: then wait until we die and then ask.

Kins: (in a sing song voice) Nooooooo.

Yeah, kids come up with funny things!